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7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

(via pumpkin-rape)

— 4 hours ago with 158615 notes

originalheir:

Everyone today:

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Everyone tomorrow:

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(via pumpkin-rape)

— 4 hours ago with 14444 notes

ericscissorhands:

"Creepy girls you’re just my style, blood red lipstick you don’t smile, falling victim to your fantasy - damn, i love that you’re so creepy.”(X)

(via livinglike-jimmorrison)

— 4 hours ago with 50061 notes

theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

(via best-of-text-posts)

— 1 day ago with 43403 notes

kobetyrant:

me when I got money: ha! broke ass bitch how the dollar menu taste? I wouldn’t know because it’s Big Macs only around here hoe!!!!

me when I’m broke: capitalism is inhumane and must be put to an end.

(via wifipasswords)

— 1 day ago with 47722 notes
psa

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

(via aeipathyn)

— 1 day ago with 56625 notes
gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level

gayblowjob:

i feel this on a personal level

(Source: petapeta, via pumpkin-rape)

— 1 day ago with 127933 notes

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

(Source: retiredjesus, via smileformebabes)

— 1 day ago with 115872 notes

mcdonaldsstaff:

people who scream when they see their friends at school

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(via joshpeck)

— 1 day ago with 36504 notes